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BE THE MAN EVERY WOMAN WANTS

Dating at any age isn’t easy. While the objectives change depending on our stage of life, that slight awkwardness we feel at the start, is one that always feels familiar.…

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June 2, 2023
CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, escort thoughts, intimacy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, seduction

THE CONDUCTOR

Let me catch my breath with you. The way you can make me smile, laugh, provoke my thoughts. That heat that rises from between my legs; a body that melts…

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February 27, 2024
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CFB ALERT! ON ANY GIVEN SATURDAY

Hey everyone! Outside of X, I haven’t done any college football commentary this season. For those of you who don’t care about, you can skip this note. However, for those…

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October 19, 2024
CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, intimacy, seduction, sexual skills

ANIMAL PROWESS

Fuck me as if David Attenborough is narrating the movement of our naked bodies. It is less about who is the “prey” and “predator” rather the sensual tussle we find…

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February 9, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, CFB, inner thoughts, intimacy

ROARING INTO A NEW YEAR – 2024

Give me more, 2024. I want more.

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January 2, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  monday love,  morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  words of wisdom

    TUESDAY MORNING LOVE: BLESS THE UNEXPECTED

    April 15, 2025 /

    A note that was done technically a few minutes before midnight as we begin a Holy Week. Religious or not, the signs of renewal are around us – with Spring poking its head out and the cherry blossoms in full bloom. Its a good time to put yourself out there…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  foreplay

    LATE AT NIGHT…

    April 13, 2025 /

    When my mind is tired and relaxed it wanders…I close my eyes and I think of you and what you do to me. How you make me feel, not just sexually.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self-discovery

    MONDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL: IN MOURNING

    April 7, 2025 /

    In truth, I needed to share this. I think the audio notes have helped me articulate my feelings in way that writing sometimes prohibits. Thank you for listening with patience and understanding, I hope. Check out the show “Obsession” on Netflix.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  morning love

    SATURDAY MORNING LOVE: IN THAT MOMENT

    April 5, 2025 /

    I woke up this morning and I WANTED you so badly. Call it a yearning. Perhaps it is the overcast weather or the fact that I’m naked in bed.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  kissing,  masturbation,  morning love,  seduction,  sex secrets,  stories

    WEDNESDAY MORNING LOVE: PURE PLEASURE

    April 2, 2025 /

    Pleasure exacts itself in all forms. It also paces itself.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  monday love,  sex secrets

    MONDAY LOVE: GLIDING INTO SPRING

    March 31, 2025 /

    Let’s talk about lube. And no, we aren’t talking about masturbation. For reference, my favorite brand is Pjur. Here is a link to where you can buy it: https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/7EC4446D-9845-4E74-B5D9-8CA4C20D0EAC/

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  oral sex,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY: THIGH THOUGHTS

    March 27, 2025 /

    It’s so yummy with you. I can’t wait until we meet again.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday morning love,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  sexual connection,  words of wisdom

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: JUST DO IT

    March 24, 2025 /

    Another Monday…another reminder to make someone else’s day. Life, after all, doesn’t happen in solitary. Our energies are moving towards and away from another; this is where the choice happens. Make the right choice.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy

    DEAR YOU,

    March 21, 2025 /

    Just you. All of you. The beautiful and ugly parts – because we all have them but in this delicious light of intimacy there is no difference. We move with each other in synchronicity on every level. In the light of intimacy we treasure the openness being shared and the privacy that this sacred moment affords us. It is easy to think that in a world where there is little privacy that we can still enjoy some. The fact that this privacy is so decadent make it all the more memorable.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  kissing,  seduction

    SEDUCTION AT IT’S FINEST

    March 18, 2025 /

    The art of seduction is not perfect. What matters is that you and I are excited about what is to come.

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