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AUDIO NOTES, Sunday love and wisdom

SUNDAY LOVE & WISDOM: ICARUS DICK

We all know the fabled tale of Icarus. the boy who didn’t listen and knew better. The wings made for him by his father, melted because he flew too close…

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August 10, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, updates

WHERE DID MEETOLIVIATWIST GO?

Never fear, I am still here. Listen in to learn what happened. Unless you follow me on X.

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March 2, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, foreplay, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, seduction, sunday evening whispers, Sunday love and wisdom

SUNDAY WHISPERS – OUR STORY

Whether Sunday is the end of your week or the beginning…I want you to take a listen.

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December 14, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy

A HUMP DAY ENCORE: FRESHLY WAXED & READY

Because it’s Wednesday. An oldie but a goodie. A little bite of a big thought.

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December 13, 2023
AUDIO NOTES, human behavior, intimacy

GIVE ME PLEASURE

It takes a confident person to accept the pleasure that another has to give. I want you to feel that pleasure. Let it radiate through your body. It should happen…

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June 3, 2025
  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  just because,  self-discovery

    DEEP THOUGHTS: WHAT’S MUTUAL

    November 5, 2024 /

    Even in the most casual relationships, what’s mutually beneficial can become staid. As a companion, my client relationships have been more exciting than some of the guys I have casually dated. One man recently reached out to me, just yesterday in fact. In the context of those Whatsapp messages was a great deal of ambivalence. In its bests form, ambivalence can be a catalyst for passion, in its worst, apathy. Comme ci. Comme ca. It’s always better to be more. What do you think? Listen in.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  monday morning love

    THE MASTURBATOR

    November 3, 2024 /

    It’s Monday morning love on a Sunday night. Listen and you will know why…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development

    CONFESSIONS: SECRET LAYERS

    November 1, 2024 /

    We are all onions. There are secret layers to us waiting to be peeled, and in some cases may never be. In my latest audio note, I share some thoughts on my secret layers and the alchemical effect sharing them in the right environment and with the right partner can have.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  oral sex

    HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TREAT: SCARY ORAL SEX

    October 30, 2024 /

    In the spirit of fall and Halloween being right around the corner, I wanted to share my thoughts on why I love oral sex and why there seems to be breakdown between men and women on the subject. Happy Licking!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    THE GRACE OF OUR SOULS

    October 28, 2024 /

    We take care of our bodies and minds keeping them strong and focused. Yet, there is an undercurrent of misery that if we aren’t careful, can become a habit. I think it is why when we experience joy and enrichment in our lives it means so much, and can be unexpected. Let’s try to making giving grace to our souls a more regular thing.

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  • PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  sexual connection

    THE INTERSECTION OF INTIMACY & SEX

    October 27, 2024 /

    In its purest form, intimacy is what truly satisfies. Its what makes us breathe deeply. Whether we are aware of it or not, its what we crave. The warmth of skin. Hands. Aural stimuli – those conversations, even if they make you feel uncomfortable because they can create the depth that leads to special moments. The non-sexual touches, the words bring a sensual, unexpected power. How brave are we to do something with it? The Power of Intimacy Writes Its Own Narrative. Now, sexual touch can mean something or not. A one night stand can be intense and forgettable. It can also be a memory you hold for life. On…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  seduction,  sexual skills

    IT’S ALL ABOUT YOU

    October 23, 2024 /

    I know I’ve said it before but I want to say it again and again and again. It’s how you make me feel.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: SLOW TUSSLE

    October 21, 2024 /

    Let’s start the week out right, baby. Let’s tussle nice and slow.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CFB

    CFB ALERT! ON ANY GIVEN SATURDAY

    October 19, 2024 /

    Hey everyone! Outside of X, I haven’t done any college football commentary this season. For those of you who don’t care about, you can skip this note. However, for those of you with a dog in the fight, let me know what you think of today’s games? We are in the thick of it… As we say at WVU, trust the climb…in football and in life.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  self development,  sexual connection

    A HUMP DAY TO YOU, US.

    October 17, 2024 /

    You are a mere mortal.  Every morning you get up and engage in a routine.  You work hard.  Your body is a temple…most of the time. However, you know when it’s time to relax and venture into that tiny hedonistic part in you. When there is an opportunity to just enjoy life, you seize that moment, although secretly you wish there were many more of those. Yet, you are a man of control and regimen, so sacrifices are made. Oh, do you have such a vivid imagination! This is the pleasure of sacrifice. Please take me on more of those journeys. The Wanton Us. I’m not sure if you realize…

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