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REALITY FRIDAY: F* THE FANTASY

Yes. Let me cream in the reality of you and your power. The power of your stare, your arms and just the way you hold me. Then, that kiss. This…

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November 22, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, friendship, intimacy, love, monday morning love, motivation, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

MONDAY MORNING LOVE: WHAT JOHANN MISSED

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March 4, 2024
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TIGHTENED BLOSSOMS

Given equal circumstances, what is better a flower that remains tight in the petals, believing in longevity or the flower that blooms right away, knowing its petals may fall sooner?…

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August 30, 2024
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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: A CHILEAN FANTASY

We have all had an experience or two or three, ok, maybe five, that felt surreal. In the moment, you want to pinch yourself. In the aftermath, you recall the…

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June 6, 2024
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HUMP DAY LOVE: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU

What can I say? There are days I wake up and my thoughts are dominated by you.

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September 17, 2025
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    Subatomic Orgasm

    August 18, 2025 /

     We found a way to be together, unconventional as it is, not any less authentic.     It is my surrender that makes you the Ruler…over my body, mind and the essence of my pleasure. There are some things that don’t require much discussion or even evaluation. A state of being that finds instinctual override. This is your power over me. I crave that power that you have over me. An orgasm that breaks my body apart in ecstasy while simultaneously putting it back together. I’m shattered, yet whole. We are only matter after all.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: PEACOCKING COCK

    August 15, 2025 /

    It has been awhile since I shared such a vivid fantasy. Happy Friday!

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    SHAPESHIFTER INTIMACY

    August 12, 2025 /

    The inhale and exhale of life so that the beauty of our bond can flourish and live dynamically.

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    SUNDAY LOVE & WISDOM: ICARUS DICK

    August 10, 2025 /

    We all know the fabled tale of Icarus. the boy who didn’t listen and knew better. The wings made for him by his father, melted because he flew too close to the sun. What if they didn’t melt? What if he listened to his father and took a different route? What if there was a golden moment where a chance was taken and he succeeded in taking the leap… This is your dick when we are together.

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    FRIDAY STORYTIME: THE SEXUAL CONUNDRUM

    August 8, 2025 /

    My audio notes are a way for me to share my inner thoughts with you. I treasure that. Recently, I had the opportunity to hang out with an old friend. He’s a casual friend who once had benefits with me. I have always struggled to keep it platonic as he is a man of great persistence. I don’t find it offensive because ultimately, I understand. After dinner, we went back to his house. I knew he was going to ask again. We kissed. It took me a moment, but I realized that sexual mechanics and the magic of great sex do exist independently of one another. Listen to learn more…

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    WEDNESDAY’S CONFESSION: WHO AM I?

    August 6, 2025 /

    From the first sip of that cool bone dry martini, I found myself in deep thought. What makes someone a success? Passion for what you do and how you bring that something special into the world. No fear. High confidence. Intimacy. Creating and building it. This is my passion. Authentic connection in a world of distraction. Apologies for my stream of consciousness.

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    DESIGNED BY ME, INSPIRED BY HIM

    August 5, 2025 /

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE JOURNEY

    August 4, 2025 /

    Listen closely. There are no shortcuts or hacks when it comes to building intimacy.

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    FANTASY FRIDAY BABY – DEEP THROAT

    August 1, 2025 /

    For you on a new month…

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    WEDNESDAY’S WISDOM: REARVIEW MIRROR

    July 30, 2025 /

    Sometimes looking back is the catalyst for all the ecstasy that lies in unknown before us.

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