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LUCKY ME

“Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.” Mark Twain Excuse me Mr. Clemens, I think…

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June 23, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, monday morning love, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, seduction, seduction

MONDAY MORNING LOVE: TRACING YOU

Intimacy marks the spot. Its not crazy sex. The art of being still and open. Being adept at taking in your partner’s energy and sitting with it. How often do…

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January 6, 2025
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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: SWEET WET MOUTH

The title explains it all, until you take a listen.

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February 6, 2025
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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: FEELING INSPIRED

I have missed you!

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January 16, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, confessions, ESCORT THEOREM, inner thoughts, intimacy, self-discovery

MONDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL: IN MOURNING

In truth, I needed to share this. I think the audio notes have helped me articulate my feelings in way that writing sometimes prohibits. Thank you for listening with patience…

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April 7, 2025
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    TUESDAY LOVE: DEEP THOUGHTS

    February 25, 2025 /

    “Rawness is so attractive, because so much is filtered nowadays.”– -@classybadassery

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    IN THE STILLNESS

    February 21, 2025 /

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    HUMP DAY: MORE COCK TALK

    February 19, 2025 /

    Well kind of… It is morning love all day!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  monday morning love,  self development

    MONDAY LOVE: COCK BUILDING

    February 17, 2025 /

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    COME MONDAY – A REMINISCE

    February 15, 2025 /

    We had each other for the length of a song.  Maybe it was two or three?  I don’t know. There are some memories branded into your brain. When, you turned around and with that gorgeous smile and a strong tanned arm, you grabbed me, twirled me around. I felt so secure and safe never wanting to leave your grasp.   True romantic moments like that are rare.  The spontaneity. The Simplicity. Two people who know each other by their first names only.  Your palm clasped mine. It was secure, warm and dry.  You leaned into me and inhaled into my neck, slow and deep, as if you were trying to…

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    CONFESSIONS: LOVE & A CHEESE SANDWICH

    February 11, 2025 /

    Dedicated to every man who has allowed me to see the depth of love, and to the one I shared a grilled cheese with.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  seduction,  sexual skills

    ANIMAL PROWESS

    February 9, 2025 /

    Fuck me as if David Attenborough is narrating the movement of our naked bodies. It is less about who is the “prey” and “predator” rather the sensual tussle we find ourselves in. We circle one another with our eyes, neither of us giving in to reveal what the other may be thinking. Limb on limb, our fingers finding the sensual patterns. The level of intensity slowly creeps into the heat between us. It isn’t long before its frenetic and you are doing what you can to assert gentle dominance. You are my precious predator, slowly devouring me.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: SWEET WET MOUTH

    February 6, 2025 /

    The title explains it all, until you take a listen.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  just because,  monday morning love

    MONDAY LOVE: GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY

    February 3, 2025 /

    You can be the light, if you want to. Don’t fear the words. Embrace them.

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: SEXUAL “CALLS”

    January 31, 2025 /

    Let’s talk about the foreplay before the foreplay. I like to think of them as “sexual calls” or gestures. These “calls” are not inherently sexy but if done in the right moment can awaken the most potent desire. I woke up this morning feeling a bit sore and tired after my visit with the dentist. All I could think of was what it would be like to have you right by my side in that very moment. My sensuality was the adrenaline that got my day going. Time to do my best. What about you?

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